Why does the orange always lose in races?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What did the bread do on vacation?

When should you stop for a glow worm?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why are trees always so positive?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What fish sings the best?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?