Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
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What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What kind of books do boats write?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How do snowmen get information?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
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