Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where do they produce Christian films?
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