What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why was the bunny upset?