Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What animal floats best?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!