What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What's the noisiest food?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What birds make average students?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?