Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?

What's black and white and goes around and around?

What's good for both poker and theater?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Where does money love to go shopping?