What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What fish sings the best?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
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