What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

How does NASA organize a company party?

Which cats love to be petted?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?