Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
Why was the musician arrested?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What do you call a short cow?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
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