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They dance to the beet of their own drum.
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What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
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Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
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What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
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