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What do you call a retired vegetable?

What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What's the most masculine animal?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?