Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
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