Why are farmers so laid-back?
They dance to the beet of their own drum.
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's the most determined bird?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why don't ants get sick?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
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