What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What bird helps you stay dry?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?