What do you call a hairless poodle?
A noodle!
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do mice need oiling?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
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