What do you call a hairless poodle?
A noodle!
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What shape has a knighthood?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Where do baby apes sleep?
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