How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
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Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
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