Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What did the sick chicken say?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do naked fish play with?