What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What do bees chew?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?