Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What do trees keep as a pet?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?