How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What animal has the most fun?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
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