How do you get kids to do something?
Tell them not to do it.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What fish only swims at night?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you say to a really good barista?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What animal loves Indian food?
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