Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Where do books sleep?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What is blue and not heavy?