The museum curator needed a break.

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

Which president loved to take baths?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?