Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

The museum curator needed a break.

What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What says: oom oom oom?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Which animal is the best at trying new things?