Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?