Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

How do you make antifreeze?

Which state is the cleanest?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What is the strongest animal?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?