How do you take a pig to the hospital?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

Why are winter days great?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?