What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
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