How do bears keep cool?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why are computers so good at golf?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?