What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What fish sings the best?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
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