What animal loves Indian food?
A dal-matian.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
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