What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
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