What fish only swims at night?
A starfish.
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Where would you put an injured insect?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Where do actors go to pray?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
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