What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Where do kittens go to school?