What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

How much does freedom weigh?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What's the slowest 5k?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?