Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Which singer could always break a five?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

How do horses navigate at night?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?