What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

I'm not a bad putter.

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you eat on July 5th?