Why are turtles so shy?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What bee is good for your health?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?