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What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

Which family member has tusks?

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What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

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Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?