What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Where does cheese invest its money?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?