What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?