Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which relative loves rice?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do burgers like to dance?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
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