Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which computer won the talent show?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
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