To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Where do ants go to eat?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What building always gets stains on it?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

The museum curator needed a break.