What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why did the fish blush?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why do all the planets get along?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What kind of monkey flies to school?