What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Did you know about April 1st?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?