What's the holiest insect?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the rug say to the floor?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?