What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What bird is always sad?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

Where does water do all its banking?

How do dog catchers get paid?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

What is the color of the wind?