Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?