Why are ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
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