What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

What is the best book to read in autumn?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

How do you spell water with 3 letters?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?