What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why is a computer so smart?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Which animals make the best football players?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

How are mountains able to see?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What time of day was Adam created?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?