Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

What animal floats best?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why do all the planets get along?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?