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Why are turtles so shy?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What kind of music do planets like?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

How do amoebas make calls?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

How do fireflies start a race?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?