Why was the dog overweight?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why was the mime upset?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?