Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

What's the most determined bird?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What is the emptiest holiday?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?