What did the wolf say to the flea?

What animal floats best?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?