What's a direction's favorite holiday?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Where does the president keep his razor?

Why did the barber win the race?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?