What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

Where are average things manufactured?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

Which animals make the best football players?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

How does a barber get to work?