What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Who invented fractions?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?