What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?