What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
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Why does the orange always lose in races?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What do you call an old snowman?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
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