Who is the holiest cat in all of England?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What's the friendliest pen?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why did the barber win the race?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Which president loved to take baths?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?