Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?