Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?