What do you give a sick pig?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What animals make the best students?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?