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Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What is the coolest country?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Where do actors go to pray?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?