Why was the fish so smart?

Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?

How does a squid go into battle?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?