What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

What did the stair machines call each other?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?