What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Families are like fudge.

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you say to a really good barista?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?