What game does a rabbit always win?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

How do frogs get to work?