What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How did the tree feel in spring?
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