What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
An octopuss.
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Where do tough ducks come from?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
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