What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Which celebrity always frowns?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

Why are goats so funny?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call a pig thief?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?