What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Where do surfers go to school?

What do math teachers eat?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

How do bears keep cool?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?