Why is a computer so smart?

Why did the echo get detention?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

How is cat food sold?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Which baseball player do fish root for?