What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Round steaks.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
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