Why do trees hate going to school?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the elk have great hair?

How do amoebas make calls?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

I broke my finger!