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What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

Where do German dogs sleep?

We had a discussion about roses.

What do you get when two plants kiss?

When should baseball players wear armor?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

Did you know that felines don't bite?