How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How are mountains able to see?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call a short cow?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

How do bees get to school?

When is a baseball player like a thief?