Why did the window need an aspirin?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

Why do rhinos charge?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?