Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
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What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What day do hands always go to church?
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