Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
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What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
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Which computer won the talent show?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
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