What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Which insect makes the best father?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Which dog belongs in a band?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?