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What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What goes zzub, zzub?

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What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

When fish play football, who is the captain?