What does a panda ghost say?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why are winter days great?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?