Why can't you trust a pig?
Because they always squeal on you.
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What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What insect runs away from everything?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
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