Why are sheep such great pranksters?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Where does breakfast live?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?