What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

What condiment has wings?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

What's the most athletic footwear?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do you call stolen cheese?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?