Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What event do spiders love to attend?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

How are mountains able to see?