What do you give an angry rhino?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What condiment has wings?

How did the tree get lost?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?