What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?