How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

What's a priest's favorite food?