What fish only swims at night?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

How long will dinner be?

Which computer won the talent show?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?