What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What table can you never sit at?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do you call a dog in space?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?