Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
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