Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
It was out of gas.
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What did one firefly say to the other?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
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