What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What condiment has wings?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.