Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What day is your mom always right?