Who is the ultimate father of the sea?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What's black and white and red all over?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Where does breakfast live?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why can you never find the number nine?