What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What insect runs away from everything?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What birds make average students?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?