Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Where does breakfast live?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
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