What game does a rabbit always win?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Where do books sleep?