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Why did the snake cross the road?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What do trees keep as a pet?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

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What are baby potatoes called?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?