Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do books sleep?
Families are like fudge.
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why was the bud so shy?
What is the most adorable season?
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