Why do cows go to New York?
To see the moo-sicals.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
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