Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?