Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Which is the worst season?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Where does the president keep his razor?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..