How do fleas travel?

What did the bread do on vacation?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

Why do trees have so many friends?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?