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Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

How do you fit more pigs on your farm?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?