What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
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