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What do cats use to beat eggs?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

How does a cow do math?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

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Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?

What animal styles their hair every day?

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Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?