What goes zzub, zzub?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

Which president loved to take baths?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Can February March?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?