What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Time to get a new bed!
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How do trees get access to the internet?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why are baseball games at night?
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