What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Where do they produce Christian films?

What do you call a famous turtle?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What animal loves a baseball game?