Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What's the politest month?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?