Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What do insects learn at school?

Bears love exotic cars.

Who invented fractions?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?