Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?