What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What condiment has wings?

What's the most determined bird?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why are frogs always happy?

Which former US President was always cold?

How do fireflies start a race?