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Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What do you do when two snails fight?

What do jokesters study in college?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

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What do you eat on July 5th?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?