What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
Where do actors go to pray?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
When do astronauts eat?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What kind of music do planets like?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
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