What do you call a retired cowboy?
De-ranged.
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
The museum curator needed a break.
What would a feline order at Taco BellĀ®?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why are there no planes where Peter Panā¢ļø lives?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
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