Why are bakers so good at math?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Which subject has two parts?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What do you give a sick pig?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What shape has a knighthood?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?