Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why can't you trust a pig?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?