Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What bee is good for your health?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why was the storm actually calm?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?