Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why are cause and effect so close?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why are puppies so flexible?