Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why can you never find the number nine?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?