What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What was the first animal in space?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?