What school subject really rocks?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you call bears with no ears?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?