How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Say: they're, there, their.
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
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