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Why is furniture so generous?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why are English teachers so smart?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call a short cow?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

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Why do diners never serve lobster?

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Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?