Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?