What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
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