What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?