What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What animal knows kung fu?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What school subject really rocks?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which bug is related to you?
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