What do you call two birds stuck together?
Velcrows.
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
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