What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do fish do at parades?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?