How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Which subject has two parts?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why was the horse so happy?
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