How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why was the bee sad?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
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