Why are the mountains so tired?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What do nosey peppers do?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

Why was the dog so popular?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

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What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?