What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why was the cow afraid?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What do you call the successful dog detective?