Which subject has two parts?
Bi-ology.
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Why did the student eat their homework?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why was the math book sad?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
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