How can you make 7 even?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What makes music in your hair?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

How does the moon cut her hair?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What sweet treat never panics?