Which subject has two parts?
Bi-ology.
Why are books always so angry?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do you call an old snowman?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
How long will dinner be?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
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