What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

What animals love to close envelopes?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?