What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What do you call an old snowman?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Where do termites go camping?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?