What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What day of the week do chickens hide?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What did autumn say to summer?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why are skeletons so calm?