Why did the chicken cross the net?

What kind of computers do horses use?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?