What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?