Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What animal likes to party the most?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

What do mice do when they're at home?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

How does the moon cut her hair?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?