Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do you call twin dinosaurs?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do you call a sad latte?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?