Why are puppies so flexible?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Why did the mare gain weight?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why do basketball players like cookies?