What animal has 20/20 vision?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What's the saddest part of the week?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?